What’s for dinner?
Deep-fried eyeballs of crocodile
Sauteed worms in a great big pile
What’s for dinner?
Six chocolate hot dogs dunked in coffee
Baked chicken lips all covered with toffee
What’s for dinner?
Cinnamon oysters sliding down your throat
Toes a la Monkey, Hooves a la Goat
What’s for dinner?
Shark bait sandwich, fries on the side
Jellyfish pudding, mmm- open wide!
What’s for dinner?
A big bowl of bunny tails, buttered and salted
Polar bear nostrils, filled with chocolate malted
What’s for dinner?
Panda panini with anemone sauce
Corn cob and rattlesnake, and don’t forget to floss!
What’s for dinner?
Syrup-covered giraffe spots stacked up high
Fried eggs and salamander skin- oh, my!
What’s for dinner?
Barbecued buzzard with spicy baked bugs
Toadfish chowder served in concrete mugs
What’s for dinner?
Stir-fried beatles on a bed of lice
Armadillo steak with brains baked twice
What’s for dinner?
Tiger-stripe casserole, zebra-stripe stew
Stink bug cookies, but only a few!
What’s for dinner?
Gorilla pot pie and bananas, mashed
Rhinoceros tacos with hot sauce, dashed
What’s for dinner?
Hamburgers grilled on the barbecue
Spaghetti and meatballs, salad, too
No, really…
What’s for dinner?
